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Nicholas Cage T-Shirt
It’s only $10 and it’s super ugly.
Box Of Scorn
A box full of cards to shame people who park like idiots for only $12.
Pooping Pooches Calendar
Give the gift of squatting dogs for $14.99.
Horse Head Squirrel Feeder
Looks like the joke is on the squirrel! $12.10
Inflatable Unicorn Horn
Unicorns, they’re all the rage right now. $6.74
Anal Piggy Bank
Give the gift of financial stability for $14.99.
Emergency Undies
For $6.90, you can never have too many…
Magnetic Dog Butts
Dog butts never get old. $12.00
Weener Kleener Soap Ring
For the dirty boys at the party. $9.99
Unicorn Meat
It’s sure to make someone cry. $12.98
Toilet Mug
There’s nothing like a hot cup of toilet sludge! $12.99
Pick Your Nose Drinking Cups
For the frequent water cooler visitor at work. $10.00
Elf Butt Salt and Pepper Shaker
Knock out two shakers with one elf rump.
Moose Mitts
Now you’ll know who the real bakers are! $7.89
